Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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