weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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