how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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