I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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