i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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