So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
There's always time for handjobs
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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