I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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