How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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