Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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