just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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