It's Friday. Sex?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Drake has all the answers
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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