So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Even my vagina gasped.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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