i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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