i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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