they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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