have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Randomize
