Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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