how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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