she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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