dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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