Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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