His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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