Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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