so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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