you would pick up someone in the library
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
