just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
