Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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