She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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