covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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