I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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