Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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