just tell him i said nine months
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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