quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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