sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You were trust falling into bushes
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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