I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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