But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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