Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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