i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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