We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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