The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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