It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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