Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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