so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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