would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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