i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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