I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
