Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Drunk is a universal language darling
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
