i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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