Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just had sex on a roof
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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