ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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