PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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