Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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